Kernows Kickass Kunfu Kweens

Mary Woodvine

Bunny Mudd

Dan Harvey

Vincent Clay

Giles Scott

Mr. Janus

Harry Pearce

Dr. Helix

Hannah Foot

Dr. Helsinki

Andy Brodie

Dr. Hardly

Pam Squibb

Mamm/Mother

Frank Squibb

Tas/Father

Adam Webster

An Derivyas/The Reporter

Arran Hawkins

Den Park Golf/Golf Course Man

Oscar Plewes

An Vanek/The Glove

Henry Darke

Asylum Warden 1

Robert Bradshaw

Asylum Warden 2

Laura Borealis

Asylum Warden 3

Berenice Ray

Asylum Warden 4

Ben Dobson

The Dead Girl