The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet

Mickey Jines

Lady Capulet

James Brand

Narrator / Derek the Hunchback

Vincene Wallace

The Nurse

Karen Thomas

Maid #1

Jay Edwards

Balthasar

Pat Davis

Maid #2

Don Allman

Gregory

Mia Coco

Maid #3

Victoria Bond

Maid #4

Steve Vincent

Lord Montague

Antoinette Maynard

Maid #5

Dorthea Cristie

Maid #6

Jay Fineberg

Paris

Kelly

The Stagehand

Stuart Lancaster

Lord Capulet

Paul Austin

Audience Member (uncredited)